Brothers Solomon, The
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IMDB rating: 5.00 Plot: A pair of well-meaning, but socially inept brothers try to find their perfect mates in order to provide their dying father with a grandchild. |
Actors: Arnett Will,Forte Will,McBride Chi,Majors Lee,Ormsby Michael,Odenkirk Bob,Lloyd Sam,Chun Charles,Yu Ryun,Hader Bill,Waters Derek,Comedy,
Christians, Atheists, Jews, Muslims. What do you think of these passages?
GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.
GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.
GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.
GE 1:26-27 Man and woman were created at the same time.
GE 2:7, 21-22 Man was created first, woman sometime later
GE 50:13 Jacob was buried in a cave at Machpelah bought from Ephron the Hittite.
AC 7:15-16 He was buried in the sepulchre at Shechem, bought from the sons of Hamor.
NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.
1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague
NU 33:38 Aaron died on Mt. Hor.
DT 10:6 Aaron died in Mosera.
JG 4:21 Sisera was sleeping when Jael killed him.
JG 5:25-27 Sisera was standing.
JS 10:38-40 Joshua himself captured Debir.
JG 1:11-15 It was Othniel, who thereby obtained the hand of Caleb’s daughter, Achsah
1SA 16:10-11, 17:12 Jesse had eight sons
1CH 2:13-15 He had seven total.
1SA 16:19-23 Saul knew David well before the latter’s encounter with Goliath.
1SA 17:55-58 Saul did not know David at the time of his encounter with Goliath
1SA 21:1-6 Ahimalech was high priest when David ate the bread.
MK 2:26 Abiathar was high priest at the time.
1SA 31:4-6 Saul killed himself by falling on his sword.
2SA 1:2-10 Saul, at his own request, was slain by an Amalekite.
2SA 21:12 Saul was killed by the Philistines on Gilboa.
1CH 10:13-14 Saul was slain by God.
2SA 6:23 Michal was childless.
2SA 21:8 She had five sons.
2SA 24:1 The Lord inspired David to take the census.
1CH 21:1 Satan inspired the census.
2SA 24:9 The census count was: Israel 800,000 and Judah 500,000.
1CH 21:5 The census count was: Israel 1,100,000 and Judah 470,000.
SA 24:24 David paid 50 shekels of silver for the purchase of a property.
1CH 21:22-25 He paid 600 shekels of gold.
1KI 4:26 Solomon had 40,000 horses (or stalls for horses).
2CH 9:25 He had 4,000 horses (or stalls for horses).
1KI 5:16 Solomon had 3,300 supervisors.
2CH 2:2 He had 3,600 supervisors
1KI 7:15-22 The two pillars were 18 cubits high.
2CH 3:15-17 They were 35 cubits high.
1KI 9:28 420 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
2CH 8:18 450 talents of gold were brought back from Ophir.
1KI 15:14 Asa did not remove the high places.
2CH 14:2-3 He did remove them.
1KI 16:6-8 Baasha died in the 26th year of King Asa’s reign.
2CH 16:1 Baasha built a city in the 36th year of King Asa’s reign.
1KI 22:42-43 Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places.
2CH 17:5-6 He did remove them
2KI 8:25-26 Ahaziah was 22 years old when he began his reign.
2CH 22:2 He was 42 when he began his reign
2KI 9:27 Jehu shot Ahaziah near Ibleam. Ahaziah fled to Meggido and died there.
2CH 22:9 Ahaziah was found hiding in Samaria, brought to Jehu, and put to death
2KI 16:5 The King of Syria and the son of the King of Israel did not conquer Ahaz.
2CH 28:5-6 They did conquer Ahaz.
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2KI 24:17 Jehoiachin (Jehoaikim) was succeeded by his uncle.
2CH 36:10 He was succeeded by his brother.
Accounts in Genesis
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If you read the first two chapters in Genesis, they do not contradict each other.
Chapter One tells the history of creation and the order in which everything was created, with, of course, man and woman being the last creation.
Chapter Two CONFIRMS this. In verse 4, it again says "This is a history of the heavens and the earth…" and re-tells it, only this time adding in details that were not in Chapter One and starting from Day 3, in which dry land was formed.
In verse 7 of Chapter Two, it says that God put man in the garden Eden. Therefore, the garden had already been formed before man.
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NU 25:9 24,000 died in the plague.
1CO 10:8 23,000 died in the plague
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In Numbers 25: 4, 5, Moses was instructed to kill the "head ones" (or ringleaders) and to be then hung up and exposed publicly. Therefore, the 23, 000 refers to those who died DIRECTLY as a result of the scourge. In addition with the "head ones", the total would have resulted in 24, 000.
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JG 4:21 Sisera was sleeping when Jael killed him.
JG 5:25-27 Sisera was standing.
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JG 4: 22 says that Sisera had "fallen dead". Therefore, when we read in Chapter Five that he had "falled" at Jael’s feet, this makes much more sense.
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1SA 16:10-11, 17:12 Jesse had eight sons
1CH 2:13-15 He had seven total.
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Jesse DID have eight sons. However, one is not mentioned in genealogical accounts likely because he died before fathering sons of his own.
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1SA 16:19-23 Saul knew David well before the latter’s encounter with Goliath.
1SA 17:55-58 Saul did not know David at the time of his encounter with Goliath
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In Chapter 17, when Saul asks "Whose son are you?", it is likely that he wanted to know much more than just who David’s father was. Although David did reply with his fathers name in verse 58, the following verse in Chapter 18 where is says that David had continued to speak with Saul for quite some time. Therefore, he would’ve have spoken more about than just his lineage but rather about what Saul REALLY wanted to know - what kind of a person David was (so that he was able to kill Goliath.)
Similar uses of the question "Who?" appear in other parts of the Bible as well. For example, in Exodus 5:2, where Pharaoh asked "Who is God?" He was not merely asking for a simple, one word answer. He was asking who is God, what is it that makes the Israelites’ God so special that he (Pharaoh) should obey him.
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2SA 6:23 Michal was childless.
2SA 21:8 She had five sons.
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With regards to this one, many Bible theologians agree that it was likely that Michal raised her sister, Merab’s, five sons after her sister’s death.
Some translations do, in fact, translate Michal as Merab in the second verse.
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2SA 24:1 The Lord inspired David to take the census.
1CH 21:1 Satan inspired the census.
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A more accurate translation shows that in 2 Samuel 24:1, God became angry because someone had inspired David to take the census. That someone is later identified as Satan. This translation is evident in many Bibles including AT, NE, RS, JB, and Mo.
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2KI 24:17 Jehoiachin (Jehoaikim) was succeeded by his uncle.
2CH 36:10 He was succeeded by his brother.
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A more accurate translation show’s that it was his FATHER’s brother that he was succeeded by - which, in fact, is his uncle.
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There we go. 
I just spent a good part of 45 minutes explaining that the passages you have chosen are not, in fact, contradictions. I hope you take the time to read the explanations.
Perpetual | Jan 08, 2010
Well I’ll be darned. You mean a holy book contradicts itself? Get out of here!
donutkid:R U rdy 2 Ragnarok? | Jan 08, 2010
Lol…as someone who doesn’t prescribe to organized religion, I would say that if these quotes are valid they solidify my opinion that religious texts shouldn’t be taken too seriously.
KrystalL | Jan 08, 2010
What’s your question?
Peachfuzz | Jan 08, 2010
To fully understand the meanings of the Holy Bible you have to have some fundamental understandings of the Languages in which the Bible was originally written. All of your Bible verses can be explained if you would know the culture of the day. Anyway I hope your ignorance gets a big dose of truth before it’s too late for you.
Tom | Jan 08, 2010
Hmmm. Funny that. Almost like it was a fiction that someone had made up…
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has waaay fewer plot holes… I mean ideological errors.
Destrii | Jan 08, 2010
wow…
it’s so shocking for the book of mistranslations and lies to contradict itself!
Kitty | Jan 08, 2010
I think I am not bothered to read.
Fardip | Jan 08, 2010
I’m sure I can pull out my online bible and show all this out of context. Frankly I value my time more than you do I think. Also I don’t really care what you believe.
jd | Jan 10, 2010
